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Wrap yourself in pure, unfiltered apathy with the signature Soggu Hoodie—the exact piece worn by the legend himself. Designed for maximum comfort and zero motivation, this plush beige hoodie lets you project total streamer-grade judgment without saying a word.
Key Specs & Features
Material: Premium ultra-soft cotton fleece mix (100% Soggu, 0% motivation).
Color: Signature Neutral Sand / Beige.
Front Details: Custom high-density pink embroidered "soggu" logo centered across the chest.
Fit: Relaxed, oversized fit featuring a plush doubled-layered hood, thick ribbed cuffs, and a classic front kangaroo pouch.
Vibe: Maximum judgment, minimal effort. Perfect for locking in, ignoring outdoor grass, and vibing in absolute peace.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
The Official Soggu Hoodie
$60.67 CAD
Key Specs & Features
Material: Premium ultra-soft cotton fleece mix (100% Soggu, 0% motivation).
Color: Signature Neutral Sand / Beige.
Front Details: Custom high-density pink embroidered "soggu" logo centered across the chest.
Fit: Relaxed, oversized fit featuring a plush doubled-layered hood, thick ribbed cuffs, and a classic front kangaroo pouch.
Vibe: Maximum judgment, minimal effort. Perfect for locking in, ignoring outdoor grass, and vibing in absolute peace.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |